Saturday, November 29, 2008

စကၤာပူ


One day a Singaporean tourist went to Thailand. The tourist ordered a lobster for his dinner. After he finished, he asked the waiter:

Tourist : Waiter, what can you do with this lobster shell?
Waiter :
We cannot do anything with it, we just throw away.
Tourist : Oh, no. In our country, we send it to the factory and produce some prawn cracker.

Then the Tourist ordered an orange. After he finished, he asked the waiter.
Tourist : What can you do with the orange peel?
Waiter :
We cannot do anything. We just throw away.
Tourist : Oh, no. In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce some orange jam.

Then the tourist ordered some chewing gum. After he finished, he put on the plate and asked the waiter.
Tourist : What can you do with the chewing gum?
Waiter :
Oh, no. We just throw it away.
Tourist : In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce Condom and send it to Thailand.

The tourist asked for the bill and the waiter came with the bill and asked the tourist.
Waiter :
What can you do with the condom when you finish using it?
Tourist : We cannot do anything. We throw it away.
Waiter :
In Thailand when we finish using the condom, we send it to the factory to produce chewing gum and send it back to Singapore!!"


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